{ninja salt & pepper shakers} |
Emma cutting up her roast chicken from Costco, after having let it sit in the fridge for about a week.
Emma: How do you know when the chicken's gone bad?
Shellie & I: Uhh... *shrug* It tastes funny & smells strange?
Emma: Oh. Well, I don't think it smells funny. Would you guys eat this?
Me: No.
Shellie: I had a chicken from Ralph's in the fridge for a while and it was fine, though a bit dry.
Emma: Oh, this chicken doesn't taste dry. It's...
Shellie: Moist?
Emma: Squishy.
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Mickeyla lying on the floor and staring at her physics homework forlornly.
Mickeyla: This is why I'm not a ninja.
{Or at least, that's what I heard her say. She actually said "This is why I'm not an engineer." Whoops.}
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Mickeyla leaning on Steph while they're sitting on the couch.
Mickeyla: NO, my stomache does NOT need massaging!
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Mickeyla's text to me after I left their apartment around 1:30 am to walk back across the street to my apartment.
Mickeyla: Were you ravished by rabid raccoons? Harrassed by hyper humans? Or creamer-chugging collegiates? Confronted by caffeinated coolkids?
Steben {via facebook}: Accosted by aggravated academics?
These kids.
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By the way.
Did you know...
{how cute} |
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