Zoe Monologues: Birthday Bows

WHAT YOU DOIN' TO MEEEEE?!?!?!? getthisoffoffoff...

what. is. this. madness. -.-

I am not amused.

fine. I'll pose. You better make this fast.

Did you get the perfect shot yet? Good.

You're done! Thank Dog!

What is it?

Here...

... for you.

You know those kids who get super excited for Christmas morning and wake up really early to run downstairs and rip open presents?

I'm not one of those kids.

Gifts aren't really necessary for me to enjoy Christmas or my birthday. Case in point: My birthday was several days ago and I juuust got around to opening my presents and only because I have to write and send out thank you notes asap.

*grins* The best part of presents? The wrapping... Yeahhh, I'm one of those kids that played with the gift wrap, bows, and boxes that the gift came in.

What can I say? It's fun.

*deep sigh* You're so weird.