Overheard while standing in line for airport security screening at LAX.
Man to Lady checking IDs & tickets: You know, this is just like jail.
Airport Lady: *noncommital mmm*
Man: I know you probably've never been there, but let me tell you... this is just like jail. *nods vehemently*
I was standing in line with a few freshies and we all started smothering laughter asap.
He was so serious about it. He wasn't angry or disgruntled about the long wait or making a social commentary, he was just letting her know his observation.
Oh man. That was good.